General Slaughter

General Slaughter

History remembers Abraham Lincoln for many things.

His previously undocumented partnership with Sgt. Slaughter is apparently not one of them.

This absurd historical mashup reimagines the unmistakable drill sergeant as a decorated Civil War officer, standing alongside President Lincoln as the two seemingly discuss matters of great military importance.

🎯 PERFECT FOR

Fans of satirical and absurdist art
• Wrestling fans with a sense of humor
• Pop-culture collectors
• Home bars & bourbon rooms
• Man caves and game rooms
• Conversation-piece walls
• Anyone who appreciates a joke that doesn’t need explaining

🎯 AVAILABLE PRINT OPTIONS:

Gallery Wrapped Canvas
✔ Professionally hand-stretched over a solid wood frame
✔ Ready to hang out of the box
✔ Clean, high-end gallery presentation
✔ Perfect for statement décor

Floating Framed Canvas
✔ Premium gallery wrapped canvas set inside a sleek floating frame
✔ Available in Black, Walnut, or Natural Wood finishes
✔ Minimal shadow gap for a modern, upscale look
✔ Adds depth and a finished, luxury feel

Rolled Canvas
✔ High-resolution premium canvas shipped unframed
✔ Ideal for custom framing
✔ Flexible and cost-effective option
✔ Secure protective packaging

🚚 SHIPPING

• Made to order
• Secure packaging for safe delivery
• Satisfaction guaranteed
• Estimated Delivery Time (5-7 business days from purchase date)

Returns & Refunds

All items are made to order, so we do not accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, sizing issues, or slight color differences.

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery with photos of the item and packaging. We’ll quickly send a replacement or issue a refund.

Orders can be canceled or changed within 24 hours of purchase only.

Please double-check your shipping details—orders sent to incorrect addresses cannot be replaced or refunded.